Groceries/Necessities

Good Evening, 

So my roommate is an idiot and managed to promote me to single mom this month. I’m covering some of his slack and am short on groceries, toiletries, cat food, cat litter, toilet paper, cleaning supplies. Also printer paper, printer ink, and batteries are on the list of things tapping out of my corner this month. While I’m left with engaging in alleged practices such as selling my time to lonely, attention deprived men, I’m avoiding that option until I’m absolutely forced to play that card. So here I am, on this site I found while browsing Reddit hoping I find a way to make three to four hundred Benjamin’s find their way into my life this weekend. Preferably tonight. I’d appreciate the universe and whoever else wants to assist me with this shit. Also, if those intending to leave snarky remarks please refrain. I do not care. 

Jared, 28, ATX